Entropy and ivory in imperfect harmony

The way we use technology today is making our lives difficult in the name of economy, says Nigel Leeming.

Let me introduce you to two new concepts: Leeming's Laws of Paralysis and the Common Incapability Index.

Large firms have someone in their IT department to control who has internet access, who has intranet access only, and who has no browser on their desktop.

They have someone to control who has external or internal email, or no computer at all. The controllers have a manager, who manages how they prevent people from doing these things.

Such examples are the tip of the iceberg of effort being expended by IT departments without any measurable outcome. Technology, once the enabler, becomes the tool for enforcing incapability in the name of cost and risk control.

Incapability hangs on two factors: latency and entropy. Latency is a measure of the time between asking for something and getting it, or even a response. Entropy is how much energy is lost to the process. Latency and Entropy make things more difficult.

First Law of Paralysis: The bigger they are, the harder it gets; the larger an organisation is, the greater its latency and entropy.

Second Law of Paralysis: Kipling used the phrase "When thou hast seen the elephants dance", meaning something that will never happen. But management bigwigs have sought to persuade us otherwise.

Professor C.K. Prahlad, in an address to the Strategic Management Society, said: "Successfully managing large, diverse nations such as India is like teaching elephants to dance.

"The important thing is that once they start dancing, everyone else has to leave the floor."

Today, IBM looks like the dance leader. Our internal IT efforts, gnat-sized by comparison, are grinding to a halt. They are tomorrow's wallflowers, standing back as the elephants waltz, puzzling at their own incapability.

Laws of Paralysis through Entropy

Laws of Paralysis through Latency

The Common Incapability Index

Incapability level 1 - least incapable, typical of a small software house.

Incapability level 2 - still capable, but subject to some inefficiency.

Incapability level 3 - The beginnings of incompetence

Incapability level 4 - Matured incompetence

Incapability level 5 - Most incapable

Incapability can only be reduced by common sense. It is common knowledge that common sense is uncommonly rare these days.

Nigel Leeming is a founding member of the Worldwide Institute of Software Architects.