Virtual morris dancing

More morris dancing: "My brother (who has a computing BSc but does not work in computing) is Bagman of London Pride Morris," says Mike Kanssen at Petrochem Carless. "His younger two sons are both active members. I can't understand it myself, as the only attraction I can see in being a morris dancer is the number of pubs they dance at."

Jim Ollerhead from the University of Salford adds this internet-age suggestion: "Surely this is a golden marketing opportunity for Nintendo to produce 'Wii-nonny-no' software for their machine, complete with wireless-sensitive belled anklets and pom-pom stick? The downside is that it will confine them to their living rooms, robbing us of the opportunity to guffaw at their antics."